Confessionals of JJJ

[JJ]

Confession #13: I'll fill this in later.


Okay gotta keep this short and sweet xo

BUT YAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA BYE CHARLEY NOBODY LIKED YOU XOXO♥ JJ

Kota won the Captain, so I'm feeling safe for the whole week, to be honest. He legit told me I wasn't going up because he didn't veto me, so I doubt I'll go up as a veto nominee with Tatiana's win.

I also found it pretty stupid that a lot of people didn't compete in the endurance comp, I didn't either but I had a reason. GROW SOME FUCKING BALLS AND LEGIT POST ONCE AND THEN SAY YOU FORGOT. THAT'S LEGIT WHAT I WANTED TO DO AFTER THE BLITZ BEGAN, BUT I NEVER HAD THE CHANCE BECAUSE MY PHONE BROKE AND SO DID MY PC, AND MY SISTER'S LAPTOP CAN'T CONNECT TO THE SITE. xoxo♥ JJ

JJ is probably the legit youngest player + ic youngest player, so for each person I survive, it is a new step for short people kind!

throwback to when I thought my model was white. Lmao he's hotter as he is without that lighting.

but yeah, I might pretty this up later but people get a life and do the comps unless you have a reason not to.


xoxoxo JJ♥

[JJ]

Confession #14: Relationship Status

Bryce: Lmao Bye Poot
Zarine: Poot
Orson: Old thing hi
Dion: Dionosaur
Apollo: I don't fear the beard.
Jihee: hi ily
Charley: remember that one vine
Dexter: The fuck Dionosaurus Rex!

Jordan: poot get out in FF
Steffy: I feel like I love you.
Flint: Bro stay aligned with me pls
Ana: What are you? Not a floater! Obviously a cute person, love her.
Kota: Amigo! Brothaa! Coraza mi extremo! ♥
Tatiana: Basically the underdog that deserves to win. Team with me.
Gabi: what's up with your avatar. Close ally.
Cass: We seemed to connect at first, but now I feel distant. Don't kill me xoxoxo
Noemi: Best friend/ally

Fae made me smile so hard yesterday.
Elsie what r u
Danica! What happened with Dion. Am I late?
Trenton: you're attractive.
Jared is my spirit animal.
Cross I ♥ your graphics.
Beverly Jones, why u do dis to me i'm sick on FF day.



xoxoxo this is JJ
watch him twerk

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"I'm a player, I swear! I'm still here!"

[JJ]

Confessional #15: A New Year, a New Me!

Hello, it is I, JJ.

Now, I get the sneaky suspicion that people think JJ is a floater of the series. However, this 2016 year, I WILL PROVE ALL THE PEOPLE WRONG!

Good things JJ did:
-took a leadership roll in some sorts during the Hell's Angels vs. Command.
-has shown success in many challenges (EX: the Hide Your Weapons challenge, Idioms, Anagrammar
-when he was on the block, JJ proved that he was more than just a pretty face. He legit campaigned and got to work.
-stood up for himself and actual seemed to be given liking when I was open about Dexter's abuse xoxo

Bad things JJ did/didn't do:
-didn't figure out a Ana/Flint/Gabi/Noemi/Cass alliance sooner
-realized that it's basically Steffy and JJ against the world.

Things JJ plans to do:
-convince Cass to fuck up someone in her apple.
-figure out from Noemi if there's stuff happening between Cass/Ana specifically, but also Gabi/Flint.
-get into Gabi's head a tad bit to figure out where her biggest loyalties stand
-make sure JJ/Steffy or JJ/Tatiana or Steffy/Tatiana is a f2.
-cause chaos in the warehouse.
-make sure Zarine gets REVENGE

but yeah, Steffy definitely moves up to about Noemi range on my bootlist.

Steffy/JJ chat!
JJ xoxo♥
I think they think I do nothing
1 min ago
JJ xoxo♥
they probably think I'm as old as Jihee
young as Jihee*
Steffy Xu
i literally do nothing
so theyd be right for thinking that
about me


Steffy Xu
hahahahaha

my plan was like to be under the radar

but i went too far under

JJ xoxo♥
yeah

i went too far also

"I've fallen and I can't get up."

Steffy Xu
SAME

ive fallen under the radar and i cant get up



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HEYHEYHEY!

FOR WHEN THIS BECOMES LIVE...

FLINT/GABI/CASS/NOEMI/ANA: STEFFY AND I AREN'T STUPID :-0

[JJ]

Confession #16: Fuck I'm here again

HI I'M A NOM AGAIN WATCH ME TWIRL.

I HOPE I CAN CAMPAIGN AGAIN I'M POPULAR WITH THE MEN BUT LIKE IDK.

Ok so

I trust that I have Steffy's vote.

I'm definitely going to talk to Flint/Noemi even though they claim I have their vote.

Jordan made me like give paragraphs:
well, in the beginning of the game, everything was pretty chill, up until Dion. That was when people began to sort of pick a side, and one specific side has been winning all the challenges and keeping each other safe. Dion, Jihee, Apollo, Kota, Charley, Dexter, and Kota for the second time are all victims of this. I'm not exactly positive on who the alliance is, but i can tel you it's people who are winning competitions and keeping each other safe. The biggest gameplay I've personally had was this week. I found it suspicious that people I usually talk to have been ignoring me lately. I was having suspicions that I was the target this week. Just like each week, someone wins the comp (holla it's you!), and I have to admit and be honest, that I got super sad yesterday. I figured the chances of me getting nominated were high. Still, I was being ignored this week, and eventually ended up on the block.

But here's one reason why I think that with keeping me, you could get even farther: A. If I were to win HoH, I would do my hardest to shake the game up, and B. Before I began getting ignored, people told me that in terms of "pawns" (people have defined you and Tatiana as "pawns"), they'd take you out first. This is a good way to get out someone they'd rather keep and then you'd still have two or three or four people to sort of still bubble over.


Ana is saying I'll be fine.

Cass having an affair with her orgy as you do.

Gabi still acting clueless as she does.

Tatiana? Who? What is that?



Is she like new? I'm not following?

Bitches I claim that I will stay because I want to fucking kick ass xoxo


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This queen is faking one side and playing the other : )


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But let's talk about what side I should fake.


I want to win Captain and nominate people who've nominated me (Cass and Ana.) I'm a bitchass queen tho so who knows what I'll do.


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but lets talk about that shopping cart challenge HELLo.

ITS LIKE JORDAN WINS ALL THE CHALLENGES NOBODY WANTS HER TO WIN LIKE WHAT THE FVCK I DON'T APPROVE.

I'm pissed. Kota fucked up in his reign as Hispanic Captain.

HEy IF WE TAKE OUT TATIANA THE PERSON OF COLOR ALLIANCE CAN BE A THING.

do you think i'm underaged drinking.

Hey did you ever wonder if our models drank alcohol today in the warehouse? I can drink overaged for JJ.


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Jordan literally told me Ana is keeping me. DO I HAVE THE VOTES? IS MY ASS BEING PLAYED?


TUNE IN NEXT TIME BITCHES, I HAVE TO GO write a post of a cute person BE A GOOD FETTY.

[JJ]

Confessional #17: Bitches a won a comp

so I won a comp for once, and like I was in the shower. No thoughtful showers where I choose my nominations, but 5/7 of my choices were online. Flint, Gabi, Noemi, Jordan, and Ana were all online! Two of them are in my official alliance-

oh shit i forgot to mention there's an alliance between Steffy, Flint, Jordan and I hahahahahahahah.

-ANYWHO

I did some digging, and apparently Noemi isn't with the four. Gabi told me straight up, but Ana said "we're close but it's not official."

This was one big deal for me, and I knew that Ana lied to me once. She nominated me once already, and I'm already suspicious of her. However, I figured out again that she lied. The last time she talked to flint was weeks ago, but Flint told me she talked to him to figure out who to vote last time. That showed me that she keeps on lying AND she needed guidance to figure out to keep me.

I applaud Gabi's honesty, so that's why she's safe. Noemi was never on my list because she's always a good friend. Jordan can't get nominated again, I don't want to torture her like that. Flint and Steffy have definitely become my closer friends.

That leaves Cass and Ana, so I nominated them


I WANT BLOOD. I WANT CRAZINESS.

but I want John to have a little brother holla. : ))

[JJ]

Hi! This is JJ being very quick and speedy to give updates.

I have NO intended target for this week, Gabi or Cass leaving will suffice. I was leaning towards Cass until Gabi gave me serious bull this week that I did not appreciate. She called us an alliance when she's given me no info. It might as well have just been me and Gabi was inside my brain because she's acting clueless as usual.

nobody likes her.


For the FF, I will be targeting whoever is safe in the Round 11 vote and Ana.

Also bless I saved Noemi from the walk.


That's all I love you don't have the gays hate the players.

[JJ]

Hi it's me again.


Oops I'm out loves.


I personally think I kicked ass in this game for this being my first time in and ORG!

I came into this thinking that I was a big social target, but obviously I was proven wrong. By no means was I a challenge beast. I worked my ass off throughout this game.

I started this game in 2015, and I was quickly approached by Dexter. I knew from the start he was a British dick, but he grew on my like freckles; you end up living with them.

My best relationships at the start of the game were Flint, Dion, and Jihee for sure! I really did love them and watching them grow throughout the game.

Zarine and Bryce and that old guy got out quickly, who gave two shits. THEN CAME Dion v Charley v Ana, and Dion used the cross on Charley, fucking himself over. That was the only vote I got wrong in the game, and it was by 1. If you ask me, being on the right side of the vote is a definite plus.

Then, I was in a tough spot, getting nominated and eventually on trial with Jihee. I campaigned for the first time, working as hard as I could to make sure I received enough votes to stay. By my surprise, I got 9-2 in votes. It was an honor to see that, and the FF began. I was nominated by Cass, but I was taken off the block by Noemi, who soon grew to be my closest ally in the game.

After this, Kota and Charley were pawned out of the game when Tatiana and Jordan became pawns. Kota came back and quickly fucked the outsiders over. This was when I believed that Cass, Ana, and Gabi were plotting against me. However, I didn't want to put myself in a rough spot with an FF coming to soon.

After Dexter's incident and eviction, Kota got what was coming to him. If he only listened to Steffy and Dexter. He listened to me, but I was oblivious to realizing that I was just climbing up that target list of Cass/Ana/Gabi and possibly Flint.

Then, we came into a major hiatus week in Round 10. Believe me, I fought like HELL to stay in the game. Now, I was realizing that they were going to target me. I could tell by the negligence that Cass/Ana were giving me. Just by them two's voices alone I knew Cass was the ring leader. Eventually, I ended up on the block and gave a unanimous vote.

THEN CAME ROUND 11. Believe me, I worked hard this time. I knew there was a target on my back, and I officially made the Jordan Alliance (Jordan, JJ, Steffy, Flint). Little did I know that I was going to have the opportunity you hardly get in a game dominated by 4 players. I won the Captain by taking the ultimate risk of the violet square.

ALL HELL BREAK LOOSE AFTER THAT. I started hunting for answers, and I knew that Gabi/Cass/Ana were my three targets for the week. Due to activity and dishonesty, I was happy to nominate Cass and Ana. However, I was completely done with Gabi's bullshit "i know nothing" act. I intended, at first, for a backdoor. If not a backdoor, a target on Gabi. I worked hard to make sure Ana got off the block, and it actually happened. However, she got the cross, not me.

This began my worst move of the game. Contemplating breaking a 5 day old alliance. However, I was quickly reminded that that would be bull shit for me to do. I nominated Gabi. She was enraged, and I did the best I could to shut her up. When she told me straight to my face she was targeting me, I sent her away. Bye Felicia, miss you not. Hopefully she enjoyed my Gabi-Themed Hoetry.

Then came the first FF, and I knew I was in trouble. And I couldn't do anything but promise people the moon, and that's what I did.

OF COURSE IT COMES DOWN TO A TIE AND FUCKING DICK-FOR-BRAINS CASS COMES IN AND TAKES ME OUT.

First of All: Let's take a moment to appreciate little fetty making it to final 7.
Second of All: She's lost all my respect. Not by nominated me three times, but not giving me reasoning at all. It may be a bit to ask for, but I sure to expect answers.
Third of All: Holla JJ was nominated in 2/3 fast forwards
Fourth and Last: Let's take a moment to also appreciate the fact that JJ tried his hardest, and hopefully he can make that picture ayyy.

That's all I gotta say!

Who I want to win (in order):
-Noemi
-Steffy
-Jordan
-Ana
-Flint
-Cass
(anyone but dick-for-brains Cass will suffice.)


Anywho, thanks for a great game!

~xoxox JJ♥

[JJ]

so i voted Steffy because..

even though I was somewhat played, I did build a strong relationship with her, and I don't regret it.

Cass will not be receiving my vote because she's fake and is already a head of something. Poor tiny cocktail waitress with big boobs needs the money and the amazon gift card :*

I am proud to be slave to the mind of crime of Steffy Xu.