Confessionals of JJJ

[JJ]

Confessional #1: Basically 1st Impressions.

Half these people are in different timezones. On day one, I want to hug all of these people, but half of them were asleep.

ANYWHO

So like the group chat was made and Dion was already speaking in Spanish when I walked in and I almost died.

Jihee is badass not gonna lie.

Gabrielle is so chill.

Dexter was flirting with me right off the bat.

So it's right after the gauntlet opens and I flip out because I love all the people I've spoken to. I don't want to put any of them low, but the Hell's Angels must win. I command of it. HA I did a pun lmao.


Dion and I have been having good talks about where Dion really lives because nobody even knows. Is it Florida, North, Oregon, or Arizona. Bitch you tell me. Dion feels like he needs to establish strong relationships. Boo I'm here for you. You can help me eat sushi and I can hug you.

Dexter is trying to flirt with me and I'm just like:

NOT
YET
DEXTY BOY

Can't you see I'm looking at all the gays of this season. Second day and you're calling me babe lol.

Also bless we have Adele fans.



That moment when I was 4th and felt intimidated. Looks like the Command is not as organized as they seemed.

Me after I find out Dion has immunity:

[Ms. Malady]

everyone this is my tiny fetus friend you may call him fetty <3

[JJ]

Confessional #2: Bitch I quit I'm conflicted.

Hello. It's me.
I'm freaking out again because Charley won the Gauntlet.
Charley winning included a deal that we'd keep him, but nobody paid any attention to that shit. We just chose him because he didn't speak much in chat. I would've stepped up, but I don't need to be the big guy yet.

Dion is cute.
Apollo randomly walks in as he gets nommed. What you doin'.
If I win that Gauntlet #2 I'm giving it to Tatiana because she's the best out of the three nominees.
Zarine, Orson, Jordan, Bryce, and Noemi are the only people that I have yet to speak with in IM.

But let's be honest.

Hello I'm JJ and I'm a Conflictionholic. This is my first session. I used to sell drugs for money, but now I'm working on something harder than that. Jexter vs DionJ </3

Okay so like Dexter was hitting on me like two hours in. Boy what you doin'? Jihee, Dexter, and I are sort of trying to work together but I do not see it lasting very long with just us. Jihee wants #AsiansNotRaisins with Steffy and I'm like O.O

Me @ Jihee:


But I have to trust Jihee because she's my closest friend right now.

But anyway. I'm conflicted on Dexter x JJ vs Dion x JJ

With Dexter, I don't have much to worry about with controversy with Hell's angels, and he's very chill.
With Dion, he's a lot more understanding and cool. I feel like nobody will target him or I for a long time, but his sarcasm is very scary. Jihee doesn't trust him and she thinks he is taking advantage of me.

Dexter is calling Jihee and I babe, and it's very scary. I like Dion a lot more, and like we claimed Crate #8. He wanted to have sex but like. The keys don't fit. Especially in a small box.

So like I'm fuckin' torn.

Good thing I'm not goin' home today. Half the Command had Angels on top.


Totally, dude. Totally.

[JJ]

Confessional #3: Jihee accusing me of shit. Also #fisting

So basically this Thanksgiving Day has been full of weird-as-fuck shit. So at 8pm, we find out there's a challenge all about fighting each other for a stupid gold thing that I don't even want. I mean in all honesty, this definitely deserves to go to Fae because Fae needs crosses because jiheesecretstory: bc she needs JESUS.

Basically we have to fight each other and wait for a recovery time. In all honesty, I was all-for fisting Bryce to death alone because he's too inactive for me, but the whole Hell's Angels comes in and beats on Bryce. Like guys, I think Bryce is gay. Let Flint and I fist him please. And even better, Steffy and Orson gun down Bryce like lmao they're hot fools. I ship Orson with Elsie just so I can claim dibs on Fae. FJ tyvm.

But like my mom walked into the room asking why I was up at 1am on the computer. I obviously couldn't say I fisted someone, so I just said, "I'm gunning someone down like Gunner LaTorre. Merry Christmas Orson you got gunned. Blame Momma Jackson.

So like we kick Bryce and Orson out and then it's like Jihee takes initiative to lead the Angels. She commands everyone to do the things. Like she has posted 90 times attacking people. Like girl chill you're making enemies.

Anyway, when Jihee yelled at m to attack Tittiana, I almost cried. I love her. We got her, Gabi, and Noemi. Then Apollo guns me and I'm like "Hey! What's up?! Hello?" Like I fisted you once because I love beards. I fear the beard, but I want to pet it.

We killed Apollo and Steffy and now Dion/Cass are flipping out. I don't want to win this stupid cross gun me pls.

ANYWHO: Jihee walks up to me today and is like "Ima stab you. You told Dexter I said he flirted with everyone." But random Asian you did. Don't lie to me. You may be my ally and creepy person, but you do not like to Julio James Jackson!

Jihee is also like "You told Dion I said I didn't trust him."
HEY A. No I didn't.
HEY B. You did say that so stop right now miss.
HEY C. You asked me to knock some sense into my man, and I did. Your reaction: "O." Yeah, O.

Everyone seems to like Dion, which is definitely saying something.

Also, Bryce is talking to people I hear.

[Ms. Reynolds]

Nov 26, 2015 20:02:41 GMT -7 JJ said:

I ship Orson with Elsie

[JJ]

Oh. It's a good thing you're still on top of my pyramid, Elsie.

did i just emoji..

[JJ]

Confessional #4: Hey I'm the Confessional kid and I am being denied by my peers.

Hi my name in JJ and I'm an alcoholic. I feel as if my personal opinions are being shut down by those of my peers, and I don't fucking appreciate it. Okay, so we got out Dion (hey bitch looks like you shoulda gunned me :-) ). They were all like "well let's just hold hands and say no to bev and give it to JJ".



And they were all like "yeah babe c'mon down".

So I was like.. 'okay, I wanna take down Titi.

Their reactions:





So we ended up giving it to Kota because I don't appreciate getting bullied by my peers. I am under the influence of these people and I don't like it.

So yeah, I'm JJ and I'm an alcoholic.

[JJ]

Confession #5: Me @ Midnight:

It's official, Poot aka Bryce Lovato is going back into the basement.

[JJ]

Confessional #6: Basically strategy because no shit happened this round.

So this happened. Bored af this week because I've done nothing with anyone.

Basically my strategy is to talk more with the Command at this point because they're the people bitches like I need to please. So I've been talking, but I find it awkward to go straight out and be like "hi wanna be a bit more than friends?" I'm also keeping relationships high with the Hell's Angels, so that when a merge happens, we won't all become loose. By no means to I plan on sticking with them, but I need to make sure they love me still.

I swear to MindcrimeGods watch this post glitch out and everyone can see it. Hello.

The only strategy I've been doing is talking with people about how we don't know how to look know if we're tight or not.

The Poot Alliance/Pieoneers is also a thing. I don't know if it's real but it's funny lol. #flint.cass.jihee.jj.noemi.tatiana.steffy but lol dion got kicked.

I still want to talk more Flint, but that's not new so.
Hi Jordan/Zarine I hope y'all get out first from our team tysm.

But yeah. I wore pink today. It's Wednesday.

[JJ]

Confessional #7: Gambino Tribe.

So tribe swap.

Jihee's tribe is like two asians and Dion, let's see how this goes.
Kota's tribe is crazy with weird-as-fuck Apollo and bye rip Zarine you don't even get the basement.
Charley's tribe is of two survivors and a girl who wears nice clothing.
Mine is with a kid who calls me babe, a girl who knows what to do, and Jordan, who can't even get AIM to let her speak in our groupchat.

Jordan walks in during round 2 and is decent.

Jordan: I'm a hassle.
Me in my head: Girl, you have no idea what to do.
Bev: "Congratulations Jordan, you are the new Captain!"




But hi, I'm safe.

People seem to like me, but obviously not Orson, who thinks I'm a mediocre player.


Also it's official, Corleone died yesternight.

xoxo JJ♥

[JJ]

Confessional #8: What the Actual Fuck.

Hello. It's me JJ. What the actual fuck.

Okay so nobody gives two shits that Jordan's captain, and then she nominates my 3 baes and I...
I don't fucking know anymore. 

So this posting game is super crazy and Dexter overshot lol. Jihee bet 500 posts when you could do a max of 180. She's intentionally not winning comps, and that's a crazy red flag except the only people who notice are going to get out if they say anything.

Amen I did not win a box. Praise Jesus I was 5 points off.


So anywho, Dion wins the Gold Cross, so I assume he's using it on himself. right after, Charley comes running up to me actually expecting my vote. Let's pause.

Reasons to keep Charley:
....
Reasons to fuck him over:
-He has an advantage from the mystery box. He claims it gives him f11 immunity.
-He forced all of Hell's Angels to agree to a deal keeping him in case the Command was angry at him for taking our their inactive. Like hello? They will bless you.
-He nominated his people and then we never saw him again until he was nominated. He magically reappeared just in time to start talking to people.
-He's rude.
-He was a bitch to Noemi.

So I assumed the votes would be like this:
-Zarine, Apollo, Kota keep Ana.
-Tatiana, Gabrielle, Cass keep Charley.
-Noemi, JJ, Dexter(?) keep Ana.
-Jihee and Dion keep Charley.
-Steffy and Flint would become the sway votes. Noemi claims she had Flint, and Steffy is all for Asians Not Raisins.

So I start talking to Cass/Gabi, and they're considering voting Charley out. Like lol what? Music to my ears. They're afraid of his box, and I feel like it's genuine things they are telling me.

Jihee and Dion obviously have an alliance with Charley because they were 100% set on keeping him because he's more trustworthy. Hi Jihee/Dion: He's paranoid whenever this Poot comes online, so duh he's going to be trustworthy for now.

Ana's whole team is basically inactive Mrs. Jones idk why you put them together.

My personal opinion is that Jihee is going to pull a Steve if she gets far.

SO ANYWHO

Golden Cross Ceremony: I expected Dion to use it on himself, but then I hear from Ana that he used it on Charley.

OKAY LETS PAUSE

Charley/Dion alliance HELLO.

If you think I'm not going to point this out to people you are wrong.

I hope Dion leaves. I banged him Day Two, but he obviously thinks he's Clay and Charley is Shelli.


My reasoning:
Keep Dion because I could use that alliance.
Keep Ana because she's decent and doesn't bully people in chat.



Notes:
-Hello let's all marry Noemi's punishment.

[JJ]

Confessional #9: Time to work my ass of #nomineeproblems

brb while i flip out because i was told by ana that she nominated me. Ain't nobody got time for punctuation and capitol letters because I got stories to tell.

So apparently me openly speaking my mind misdirected people, and I feel bad. So I was talking to Ana, and she came out straight to me, and she told me that she nominated me.

I expected it after the conversation we had, and I plan on being a bit quieter with people instead of being a fuck and gossiping. I'm not mad at Ana, I basically indirectly told her I wanted her to stay and voted her out in the process. But if anyone uses the excuse that I wanted her safe and then backstabbed her, they should know they're wrong. I tried to get Jihee and Dexter to come onto Team Ana, but they didn't budge.

So, hello Charley vs JJ vs Jihee.

Strategy** shut up with gossip, and I want to try and be honest with people. Totally try and make Charley look bad. Also, if I'm still a nominee during eviction, I'll play the card that if they vote me out instead of Jihee/Charley, that greatens the odds of Jihee/Charley/Dion reuniting, while if Dion wins trial and I go in, there's a chance I go and Dion could come back soon.

Dion Viiperi:
Our "friendship" is over
You're a rotten human
And no wonder you probably have 0 friends.

IF YOU DON'T MIND I'd like to rant about this little shit Dion. He's an ignorant little a.hole, who is whining his ass off about a game. How dare you, Dion Viiperi, say that I'm a rotten human when I'm organic. I'm not a bully who made fun of peoples phobias, nor am I someone who makes Asian jokes, even on accident. I'm not even one to make jokes about people in general, so how fucking dare you tell me I am a rotten human. And if you think I "probably have 0 friends" think again. There's a reason you got voted out, kid. You were rude to people. You were arrogant. You try to bully your way into making others guilty. So if you think for a second that I have zero friends, and you have so many more: THINK AGAIN. Show some respect to JJ.

Goodbye Dion Viiperi! please win Trial, so I have a good statement to say.

xoxo JJ♥♥

[JJ]

Confessional #10: HeyI'mOnTheBlock

So, I flopped at the challenge because I didn't know there was a timer. And I really thought that when I spoke with Kota, I was making progress. But alas, Charley is the saved one.

i work my ass off, but still i can't pay it though -Pitbull♥♥♥

So, Kota told me that he's giving his vote to me to stay, and I'd like to hope Jordan and Noemi will also. Gabi, Cass, Tatiana, Steffy, Flint, Dexter, Charley and Apollo are the people I want to talk to.

Conversation lists:

Dexter- I'm trying to get Dexter to realize that Jihee has more loyalties than he does in this so called "alliance" he thinks I am in with him. But really, Jihee was campaigning to get out Ana the second the nominees were made. Like, that should raise a red flag that there's more than meets the eye.

Dexter, I literally fucking voted Ana out because I wanted to stay loyal to you. Jihee did it because she wanted to stay loyal to Dion.

Dexter called Jihee a Japanese Bitch. I did good things.

Flint- Tried a normal convo, but it never really evolved into gametalk. I talked a bit of game, and he said he kept me.

Steffy- I actually tried to have a normal conversation first with Steffy. I knew that she was going to be a hard one, so I wanted to ease into it. She wants to keep Jihee, which I understand, but I was being honest with her, pulling out the Jihee/Dion/Charley card once again.  I also used Jihee's words against her.

Cass- Started an awkward talk.

Gabi- Pretty set on making sure I have votes, so I hope this means I have hers.

Titi- I said Hello to Tatiana, and she was like "you have my vote don't worry." I still worry, but that made me feel better. Thank you, boo ♥

Charley- Told me I had his vote, lmao.

Apollo-


So hopefully, people will realize that Dion and I are not close, and it would be better to take out someone that was close to him in order to confirm destruction of that alliance. If I do go, it will suck, but if I do not, I will work with every bone in my body to win and target those who either A. Voted me out. B. Have been negative. C. Are annoying people.

coughcough

[JJ]

Sorry I've been super busy.

Basically, this whole round has been fairly quiet. God bless Noemi won because I was safe and didn't have to work my ass off. Jihee vs Apollo vs Dion was funny because Bev didn't know we could see basement chat. Cass used the GC on Jordan, and now Noemi wants Kota out. I also want Kota out because he's a challenge beast, but Jihee kicked Dion's trashy ass. Bye felicia.

I will cry if tits gets evicted.

JJ is flying under the radar again bye.



#teamjj #tits #diontherottenhumanisoutbyefelicia #fuckdion #notinthesexualway #fuckingisonlyforfaeandelsie

[JJ]

Confession #12: Holla JJ.

Hello, it's JJ. And I would like to give you the inside scoop on things that have been happening.

Basically, I believe that lines have been drawn, and a few people are doing their happy dance in the middle.

Ana + Cass + Noemi + Gabi + Flint || Jordan + JJ + Dexter + Titi || Steffy + Charley

Now, I want to believe that I associate myself more with the stronger group of five than in the middle, but I don't know. Legit that side has the comp queens and Flint, and I could never compare.

I'm thinking about shifting gears. Whoever comes of this Cross will probably be angry at the majority. They'll most likely be willing to make a move against them. Steffy and I spoke about how we're underdogs in the game, and we don't like it! Dexter is an easy sway to our side, and Titi/Charley/Jordan (whoever comes off) will hopefully be persuaded.

Since there are only 7 votes, Steffy+JJ+Dexter+Crossed vs. Ana+Noemi+Cass is an easy win.

However, the only thing I'm worried about it the recoil it will give to me. I'm hoping that I can cover it up, but I want to control my fate. I truly believe that Noemi has the biggest shot at winning at this point (and she is my closest friend.) I don't want her to think I betrayed her by any means.

Steffy told me that if she won, she'd most likely nominate Flint, Noemi, and maybe a pawn. I'd follow that plan except I would enjoy seeing Cass vs. Gabi vs. Noemi. I want to keep them safe, but I do want to make sure that they are aware that they are becoming targets.

I swear if this Captain Comp is a FettyComp, I will cry because I do not want to win.