Post by Cass on Dec 9, 2015 22:05:39 GMT -7
We are now DION FREE. I know...you're probably wondering what Fake Ass Cass will DR about now. But don't you worry, everyone. The spirit of Dion is alive and well within his little minions, and they will suffer the wrath of Fake Ass Cass, should I feel that they are worth my TIME.
Some highlights that I left out of Round Three:
The primary highlight was the formation of The Enlightenment (name still tbd but that's what we're going with for now). This GOLDEN GROUP of SUPERSTARS executed the Dion boot beautifully. Steffy, Dion, Ana, and myself had all been talking about liking each other pretty much all game so it is now an official thing and we are well aware that we are the fan favorite alliance, ty. Maybe we'll work Gab into this somehow, too, but for now she is just with Ana and I in our little "Queens of the Warehouse" alliance.
This isn't necessarily a FUN highlight, but Round Three helped me realize how STUPID some of these people are. I will detail some of the best and brightest below...
1) Charley. Charley...I am not a fucking IDIOT. Charley was just convinced that it was in my best interest to save Dion because Dion wouldn't target our clan. I told Charley that, once clans are over, I can't trust Dion to keep me around. Charley's response went something along the lines of: "Wow. I guess my eyes have really been opened today. You're not willing to fight for the clan at all?" FIRST OF FUCKING ALL, since WHEN was our clan an alliance? It wasn't, if you were wondering. It never was. Charley has been under this speculation that our clan should be besties, but I'm not rly HERE FOR THAT so that point is null and void to me. Regardless, Charley still says he finds me trustworthy (though later I'm pretty confident he called me a snake), so whatever we'll see what happens but he is an idiot and my new least favorite person in this game.
2) Dexter. First of all, who are you Dexter? Please tell me who you are. He said he didn't want to vote Dion out because he didn't want to vote in the minority. WELL GUESS WHAT EVERYONE...he voted in the minority. I hope he feels dumb. That's all I really have to say about Dexter.
3) JJ. I don't have the time to sit here and fully express to you all my exact feelings on JJ. I think he also just drives me crazy. Like, okay, he also didn't want to vote in minority, but now he's saying he FOUGHT for Ana? That is NOT TRUE. Also I am pretty sure he went and ran and told Charley and Dion every little thing I said to him. I just...what? JJ. Stop. Just stop it.
Another highlight of Round Three is that I started to rekindle my relationship with Noemi after distancing myself because of her obvious infatuation with Dion. She began to see the light, and thus I can begin to forgive her.
Okay, well, that's all for Round Three. What a chaotic round. Thank you, Queen Jordan, for providing us with such a fun week. NOW I am like, kind of nervous moving forward because I have somehow become Public Enemy Number One for some folks. Dion called me "Fake Ass Cass" (which I am embracing to the fullest tbh) and Tatiana has informed me that some people have been calling me a "snake". Honestly, all I can do is laugh. Like, I guess I was a little shady this round? I wasn't being completely honest to begin with, so I get that. BUT, I was the only one who actually, in the end, told everyone that I was voting Dion. So, I'm not sure what makes me snake-y? I'm just gonna let it roll of my shoulder and keep moving forward. I think we've (as in The Enlightenment) have put ourselves in a good spot, Steffy and Flint aren't FULLY suspected at the moment for voting with us, so that could be beneficial to us moving forward.
ANYWAYS That's all I have for now, let's hope Round Four is equally as exciting!