WEEK 4

[Steffy]

"myself:
and charley caught up to you too!!!! we're doomed (referring to gabrielle in in the ladder game)

tatiana_ss:
I'm Tatiana, though lool"

check out my social game in action

[Steffy]

"Beverly Jones

Steffy you're evil I love"

thanks bev <3 i will gladly be this season's villain

[Steffy]

this week is hysterical thanks to queen jordan's reign

the enlightenment (me, flint, cass, and ana) fucked over dion and the house is scrambling to figure out what happened. i heard originally that JJ and charley were suspicious that i flipped and HELLO I GOT TWO VOTES of course it was me!!!! but i think i've actually managed to convince both of them otherwise.

my goal for the enlightenment is really to get to the top 4 with these girls. flint and i have decided it's best if cass continues to think she controls us and is both of our #1 so she'll take us to final 3 and then we can cut her. imo we are the 4 strongest players in this game soooo who knows if cass and ana will stay loyal to us til the end. my #1 person to watch out for us noemi. she knows the truth about me flipping and i don't trust her that much so i've gotta get on her good side pretty soon.

i'm juggling too many lies and alliances right now it's gonna come crashing down soon. i need someone to majorly get exposed to distract from all my lies and shadey side deals before charley, tatianna, and jj figure out what's up.

[Steffy]

 i should give an updated opinion about everyone in the cast

apollo- you are so fucking ugly................................................... irrelevant (this opinion hasnt changed from the start)

tatiana aka tittianna - i sometimes confuse you with gabrielle because neither of you have much of a personality. i'm aligned with you which is funny because it was over some  orson liked both of us" bullshit i made up on the spot bc i don't even really KNOW orson. do you trust me?? do you know i lied to you?? simple minded BUT youre cute and determined like that last captain comp you were not letting go and i like that about you <3

cass - momma command. i really connected with you at first and then things got awkward and then we connected again and i found out you told me and flint we can be your f2. personally i think youre one of the smartest players so i'm glad to be in this Enlightenment alliance with you. can't wait to go to final 3 with you and then give you the big cut!!! please stay loyal so it's easy

gabrielle - our conversations have been so damn fake like.... talking to you is like talking to SmarterChild in 2001 its so fucking weird

noemi- please leave this game you are a strong competitor and i'm not aligned with you. you're gonna be trouble for me later on i can SENSE IT unless i can charm you into an alliance too <3

jj - mini-charley. you HAVE to know i'm lying to you, right?? if you don't know by now like..... i don't know what to say

kota- you seem chill but we don't talk much. you/noemi/ana might be a thing i need to watch out for

jordan - THE QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LEGENDARY!!!!!!!!!!! ICONIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  thats all i need to say

dexter- your existence is a joke to me every time i see you online i laugh you pop in and say the most outrageous shit 

jihee- youre just a baby irl <3 youre absolutely crazy in this game and i'm sorry i'm not being loyal to you but i can't rely on you to make rational decisions!!

charley- jj but with a bit more understanding of whats happening. i hope? i lie to you for fun because you fall for any sort of emotional manipulation soooo easily!!!! probably going to evict you this week sadly bc even though we have this bond formed when you find out how much ive been lying to you it's gonna stop being fun for me </3 !!!

flint - my #1 boo the one i can rely on thanks for being a friend i hope we can make it to the end together

[Steffy]

ok, i did some research.

the top 4 ranking contestants with likes right now are

• 1) flint with 28 likes 
• 2) me with 27 likes 
• 3/4) tatiana/ana each with 25 likes each

first off.. why does flint have more likes than me? (admittedly i have the best post to like ratio but STILL) i'm happy to see my f2 duo are the crowd favorites right now. this is working perfectly because my motto for this game is "play so that you'll get the most screen time" but i am not flint's sidekick, sorry. i'm gotta up my forum presence to get those likes. 

now here's where it gets meta:

the bigger question is why the FUCK does tatiana have that many likes? who even is tatiana? what is this girl saying in her diary rooms that is so damn interesting? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... keeping an eye out for her.

consider steffy officially Woke

[Steffy]

idk who i would nominate if i won this ff... i cant make any bold moves bc im puppeteering both sides of the house right now!! i gotta throw it i think bc if i nominate randoms like apollo/kota/jordan ppl are gonna get wise to my tricks